Shhhhhh.....Ranger is napping. Lets not to make any noises to disturb him.
I see he pulled the quilt onto the floor again. He likes to do that. Often I find him under a blanket laying on the floor with a pillow. When he sleeps on my bed he will put his head on my pillow...just like a human.
Oops, sorry Ranger. I didnt mean to wake you. I am just practicing with my 50mm lens, shallow depth of field, low shutter speed and manual focus. Do you mind if I shoot some pictures of you?
"Why ask me, Camera Face. Seriously, do I have any choice in the matter?
We all know the answer to that question hmmmmm?"
Well, you do have a point Ranger. There are two big ones on the top of your head - oh wait...no, sorry those are ears.
"I am sure some where in your itty-bitty little world, you are under the impression you are humorous?"
Oh come on, how could I pass up this opportunity?
Ranger cuddled up on the floor with a quilt and NOT photograph it?
My head would explode and make a mess. Not pretty.
What self respecting Camera Face would let that pass by undocumented?
"Of course, that would be toooooo much to ask."
Ranger, are you being facetious?
"I am a dog. I eat, sleep and play. I do not talk, neither am I capable of being facetious. You, Camera Face have an overly active imagination. Now, leave me alone and let me sleep.