Rye the Red & Bea

Hiya Camera Face!  

Did you call me? 

I did, Bea.  I wanted  you to meet a new friend.  

Look over there...

He is looking at you.  

That is Rye, Monique's puppy.   Better watch out, he might get you! 

He wants to play with you.  

"Oh, h*ll no.  I do NOT do puppies!"

"You are small and you smell funny.  Why are you red?" 

"I am a big red puppy and I am gonna get you!"

"Ha ha!  That is what you think, carrot butt." 

"You cant touch this...oh oh no."  

"You dont listen very well, do you." 

"I can hear you, just igorning you.  I am a boy after all.  Boys don't listen." 

"I can run faster, eat my snow copper knob"

"Yo, Bozo, did you give up?" 

"One day when I have legs, you are gonna regret that remark." 

"Nah, one day when you are older you are gonna want me soooooo bad and like I said...YOU can't touch this."

"I dont like stupid girls."

"Except my momma. She's a smart girl.  My momma's name is Lucy." 

"Do I look like my momma?" 

"This is my daddy, his name is Don.  My momma said I have his big head." 

"But all momma's say that, cuz birthin' puppies is hard." 

"But I was worth it." 

"Red dogs are cool." 

"Red dogs have more fun." 

Hank & Bea

Bea met a new boy from back east last week. 

 

His name is Hank and he lives with Erin from Whistle Pig Place

Bea was not impressed.

"Leave me alone you clumsy woolly bear!"

"Awww come on!  You wanna play with me!  I am FUN!"

"Look what I can do!"

"Play with me!  PLEASE!"

"You are pretty.  Your ears smell good - is that sheep poop?"

"Hey!  Come BACK!  I didnt mean to hurt your feelings!"

"Leave me ALONE!  I dont play with BOYS!!!!"

"I will play with you if you can catch me!"

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!  Gotcha!"

"No you dont!  I will bite your nose!"

"Beware of Flying DOG!"

"What is that?  Are you having a seizure?"

"I AM NINJA PUPPY!"

"Ninja puppy meet my teeth!"

"Ninja Puppy STRIKES a blow!!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  And she goes down!"

"I am NOT playing with you anymore!  JERK!"

 "I am sowwwy"

 "I didnt mean to scare you.  Forgive me paweeeze?"

 (In honor of the upcomingValentines day I overlayed a pretty multi-colored bokeh texture...in case you are wondering.)

 

"Okay! Come and get me!"

"Oh, maybe not!"

"Changed my mind!  GET OFF ME YOU FREAKAZOID!"

"I dont think she wants to play with me anymore..."

"Bea rules, Hank's a fool!"

"You just wait, Miss snotty Bea.  One day you will think I am pretty cool and then I will ignore you!"

The preceding lame text & crazy post processing can be blamed on the 24 oz Chelada I just finished guzzling.  Yummmo.