Monday, June 20, 2011

Boys & Girls

Bea's first season is complete.  It was not as bad as I imagined. I watched her like a hawk.  She was not out of my sight for a minute. For a few days there, little Missy Hot Pants had me shaking my head...she was shameless, utterly shameless. I was embarrassed for her and the sofa - which much to her consternation did not return her wonton affections. 

While Bea is no longer in season, she must have left a few scents behind. Brynn may have rolled in something or picked up a scent in the yard that she brought along with her to Cindy's on Friday - which left sudden male confusion and yearning in her wake.  That is all I can think of to explain the sudden lascivious behavior of a few of the male dogs (Briggs, Finn & Brill) and Brynn's uncharacteristic response. 

Note:  Brynn was spayed when she was 6 months old.  

Poor unsuspecting Brynn, relaxing in the yard after a nice work session.

Life is good.  Little does she know Briggs is sneaking up behind...with lecherous intentions.

Brynn:  "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Brynn: "Get out of my face..."

Brynn: "I mean it, GET OUT OF MY FACE!"

Oh no, the Tongue of Wrath is making an appearance.

Brynn: "Ahh, finally he got the message.  A little dense that one is..."

Brynn:  "He is slower than snot on a door knob!  You are in my bubble!"

Brynn:  "Dumber than a paste sandwich!"

Brynn, that may be your ugly face, but something tells me he is not interested in your face. 

Brynn:  "You take one more step toward my ass, I am gonna rip a piece of you off and feed it to the ants."

Brynn:  "What is not clear?  Does this face look remotely romantic?"

Brynn:  "What part of NO don't you understand?"

Brynn:  "THAT IS IT!  I understand Briggs, since his boy parts are intact, but YOU?  Brill you are denuttered!  Seriously!"

Brill: "Sorry, don't know what I was thinking..."

Briggs, on the other hand, has completely lost his marbles...

Briggs:  "This is my sexy face.  You want me too, I can tell."

Briggs:  "Come on Baby, lets grab a patch of grass and get it on..." 

~Insert Barry White Music Here~

Brynn:  "You. Are. A. Dumb. Ass."

Briggs:  "Oh yeah Babe, I will take that long as you are offering! "

Brynn:  "Time for a lesson in R.E.S.P.E.C.T." 

That is much better, finally a girl can relax. 

Stupid Boys.


sagechronicles said...

OK, I just had to laugh. Out loud! I loved the faces and, ohhhhh, that tongue. Brynn, you are the best!!

And what's even funnier is the word verification I got: "litter". Go figure.

Karen said...

Thanks for the laugh:)
That picture under 'Brynn, that may be your ugly face....' is hilarious. Looks like she could easily bite her tongue off.
Luna would be impressed by her wrinkly nose, wrinkly lip look.

julie said...

Won-der-ful pictures, as always!

Ferreh Hiatt said...

Love it all! Yes, boys are VERY stupid when it comes to the pooty, I'm afraid.

gvmama said...

I thought Kilt was the QUEEN of SNARKINESS, until I saw your pictures. GREAT photos! Loved them.

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Jennifer Rose said...

lol! poor Brynn, careful some are into that kinky bitey stuff :p might not work next time o.0

RYKER said...

oh Brynn, them crazy boys! You could be a member of Kiss with that tongue of yours.