This dog has you all fooled.
Oh, look at his cuteness hopping in and out of the stock tanks.
He is so adorable...
There he is, in the stock tank that he is NOT supposed to be in.
Dammit Ranger, now you are teaching Bea bad habits.
Get out of that tank Ranger, get in the dog tank.
That is better
Stop splashing, get out of the tank.
You big dork, I am pissed at you.
He may look like the best dog in the whole wide world, but let me tell you...he ISN'T.
He is a PISSER
A Miserable Serial Pisser. It started several months ago when Bea went into season. He started pissing on everything.
I had him checked for a bladder infection, you name it. Nada, nothing wrong with him - physically. The problem is, when Bea went out of season Ranger never stopped. He knows what he is doing is WRONG, because he HIDES. He sneaks around and hides his pissing.
Tonight he pissed on my chair, WHILE I WAS IN IT!
I am gonna kill him. Right after we go back to basics. When he is in the house he will be on leash, not out of my sight for a moment. Slowly he will regain his freedom. If that doesnt work, he is getting a belly band.
Or, one of you can have him.
Speak now...I just may let him go in exchange for a carpet cleaner.
Available for Adoption: Miserable Pisser
He comes with plenty of urine he likes to share.
(For those of you who think I am serious, this little foot note is to let you know I AM NOT SERIOUS. I am NOT planning on giving the Miserable Pisser up for adoption. I may kill him with my bare hands, but I will NOT be giving him up for adoption, okay?)