Long Long ago on a farm far away...
Jedi Ranger BoneWalker has returned to his home crate of Sheepooine in an attempt to rescue Princess Bea from the clutches of the vile massively overweight space gangster Bonnie the Butt.
Little does Ranger know that the Ovine Empire has secretly constructed a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Ball.
This ultimate weapon spells certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the farm.
"This is a machine of war such as the Farm has never known. It's colossal, the size of a class-four poo. And it possesses power unequaled in the history of Death Balls."
"Whatever the Evil Ovine Empire plans for this battle station, it cannot bode well for the farm at large. We must do what we can to contain the destruction!"
Princess Bea sends a message to the leader of the Rebel Alliance, Jedi Ranger BoneWalker
"Help me, Ranger BoneWalker! You are my only hope!"
Leader of the Rebel Alliance ruminates on plans to attack the Death Ball.
They carefully test the Death Ball's shields.
Obi Wan Brynnobi, gauges its strength...
"It is strong, the darkness gives it much power...the Force is weak in its presence."
Suddenly the Death Ball is under the control of Beth Vader who holds the Death Ball in her grasp...unrelenting in her fierce protection.
Beth Vader is known for her horrible green tongue slime of goo, contact with which will obliterate Rebel Forces. Beth receives assistance from Bonnie the Butt.
Suddenly the balance of power shifts! The shields are down...Obi Wan Brynnobi swoops in and begins her assault!
It puts up a massive fight, almost bringing Obi Wan Brynnobi to her knees!
Princess Bea, fights by her side...
The Death Ball escapes her grasp
Jedi Ranger knows the Force is a delicate thing...as it whispers in his ear.
"Ranger BoneWalker, You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Beth Vader again"
"Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your friends..."
"NEVER!"
"Ranger ... I am your mother."
"Who said that?"
"Did you hear anything?"
To Be Continued...in another 8-10 months.
4 comments:
This is great! Love it!
You got my big red orb! How'd you do that?
And how did Bea's ears and neck grow so long? Man, you go away for a while and all kinds of s**t happens!
Mom says she loves that shot of Brynn hugging the BRO.
Your dogs are adorable. Love the death ball commentary. :-)
I LOVE this post! Ranger is such a hoot! Love 'im!
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