Showing posts with label Death Ball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Death Ball. Show all posts

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Return of the Ranger

Long Long ago on a farm far away...

Jedi Ranger BoneWalker has returned to his home crate of Sheepooine in an attempt to rescue Princess Bea from the clutches of the vile massively overweight space gangster Bonnie the Butt. 

Little does Ranger know that the Ovine Empire has secretly constructed a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Ball.

This ultimate weapon spells certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the farm.

"This is a machine of war such as the Farm has never known. It's colossal, the size of a class-four poo. And it possesses power unequaled in the history of Death Balls."



"Whatever the Evil Ovine Empire plans for this battle station, it cannot bode well for the farm at large.  We must do what we can to contain the destruction!"



Princess Bea sends a message to the leader of the Rebel Alliance, Jedi Ranger BoneWalker

"Help me, Ranger BoneWalker!  You are my only hope!" 



Leader of the Rebel Alliance ruminates on plans to attack the Death Ball. 



 They carefully test the Death Ball's shields.  



Obi Wan Brynnobi, gauges its strength...



"It is strong, the darkness gives it much power...the Force is weak in its presence."



Suddenly the Death Ball is under the control of Beth Vader who holds the Death Ball in her grasp...unrelenting in her fierce protection. 



Beth Vader is known for her horrible green tongue slime of goo, contact with which will obliterate Rebel Forces.   Beth receives assistance from Bonnie the Butt. 



Suddenly the balance of power shifts!  The shields are down...Obi Wan Brynnobi swoops in and begins her assault! 


It puts up a massive fight, almost bringing Obi Wan Brynnobi to her knees! 


Princess Bea, fights by her side...



The  Death Ball escapes her grasp



Jedi Ranger knows the Force is a delicate thing...as it whispers in his ear. 



"Ranger BoneWalker, You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Beth Vader again"



"Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your friends..."



"NEVER!"  



 "Ranger ...  I am your mother."



"Who said that?"



"Did you hear anything?"



To Be Continued...in another 8-10 months. 


Saturday, August 14, 2010

Ranger Wars!

A long time ago, on a farm far, far away

It is a period of civil unrest.

Rebel space dogs, striking from a hidden kennel, have won their first victory against the evil Ovine Empire.

During the battle, Rebel dogs managed to steal secret plans to the Ovine’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH BALL,an armored sheep station with enough power to destroy border collie's everywhere.

Armed with the secret plans Jedi Ranger BoneWalker and the Rebel Border Collies 
launch their attack on the DEATH BALL! 


  
Jedi Ranger will destroy the Death Ball
All will cower in his sight!



The Force is a delicate thing.
How will Ranger-i use it?



Will it be for the good of all dogs?
Or will it be used for the darkness of the night?



Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
"Through passion, I gain strength to fight the Death Ball."



Ranger-i  shall not know love.
Ranger-i  shall not know hate.
Ranger-i  shall not know anger.


No emotion, peace.
No ignorance, knowledge.
No passion, serenity.
No  chaos, harmony.
No death, The Force.


 
Through strength, I obtain power.
Through power, I obtain victory.



Victory will break my chains.
The Force shall free me.
Freedom from the Ovine Empire!


Make your choice, pick your side

darkness or light
For they both call for you Ranger-i 



  Do not fret, do not  cry.
For there is hope once again for all. 
From Ranger-i



The Force is with us!  




To Be Continued