Saturday, February 19, 2011

Water Monster


Look what I can do!

Time to play submarine, DIVE DIVE DIVE!

Oooomph!  Water up my nose...

I kill the dastardly water! Die you flipfloppin muckbucket spawn of a kitty cat!  

Take THIS,  you wigwallin pighollared flipperygillet!

Trickywicky spineless water!  Stay where you belong!  

Wait, what do I see here?  

There is something down there.

I am gonna catch it.  

Almost got it!

Holy batshoop, Robin! 

It got me!

Whatever grievously wounded me is still there.  

And I am gonna KILL that lilly-livered loathsome monster! 

Die, water monster, DIE! 

You can't hide from the Beaster.

I am available and offering my monster eradication services for hire. 
Please consider me if you need any monsters removed from rivers, streams or ponds near you. 

Camera Face ain't bringing home enough bacon yet and someone has to buy my food.


Karen said...

Carolynn, I'm thinking that when it came to name calling when you were a kid, you must have been the winner:)

The Sprollies 'n' Border Collies said...

Bea looks like she's having a blast!


The Thundering Herd said...

Bea - You are about the cutest thing. We were loving your pictures (and the captions).

Michele said...

I have two of the water monsters here ! I never fail to laugh when they stick their muzzle under the water and blow bubbles.

Anonymous said...

Heh heh Bea you make a marvelous water monster :D Hope you got what go you!

Waggin at ya,

Jennifer Rose said...

LMAO! I wish Sky would do that, but she runs away from any water she sees :/