Bea met a new boy from back east last week.
His name is Hank and he lives with Erin from Whistle Pig Place
Bea was not impressed.
"Leave me alone you clumsy woolly bear!"
"Awww come on! You wanna play with me! I am FUN!"
"Look what I can do!"
"Play with me! PLEASE!"
"You are pretty. Your ears smell good - is that sheep poop?"
"Hey! Come BACK! I didnt mean to hurt your feelings!"
"Leave me ALONE! I dont play with BOYS!!!!"
"I will play with you if you can catch me!"
"No you dont! I will bite your nose!"
"Beware of Flying DOG!"
"What is that? Are you having a seizure?"
"I AM NINJA PUPPY!"
"Ninja puppy meet my teeth!"
"Ninja Puppy STRIKES a blow!!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! And she goes down!"
"I am NOT playing with you anymore! JERK!"
"I am sowwwy"
"I didnt mean to scare you. Forgive me paweeeze?"
(In honor of the upcomingValentines day I overlayed a pretty multi-colored bokeh texture...in case you are wondering.)
"Okay! Come and get me!"
"Oh, maybe not!"
"Changed my mind! GET OFF ME YOU FREAKAZOID!"
"I dont think she wants to play with me anymore..."
"Bea rules, Hank's a fool!"
"You just wait, Miss snotty Bea. One day you will think I am pretty cool and then I will ignore you!"
The preceding lame text & crazy post processing can be blamed on the 24 oz Chelada I just finished guzzling. Yummmo.