"I almost died the other day. There I was chewing on my stick, listening to Camera Face swearing at me because I'm not 'spose to chew on sticks."
"I ignored her, she's used to it...she has teenagers."
"Suddenly I heard something behind me, crashing through the brush."
"A BEAR! It's a BEAR! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"It was gonna eat my butt!"
"He cornered me, I dropped my stick and prepared to fight."
"What is this? It wants to play?"
"Iiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee.....Shazam! Try and keep up!"
"I have aerodynamics in my favor! Short hair = SPEED!"
"Oh, for a big hair ball you are pretty fast! But you should think about firing your barber....I think he is ripping you off. Dude, you need a hair cut."
Woohooo, look at him go!
"Catch me if you can."
"Why is Camera Face laughing?"
"I'm not going to eat you Ranger. However, I might lick you to death."
"I'm a lover, not a fighter."
"My name is Theo and I am looking for a new home. My foster momma Lynette from Rescue Every Dog brought me to meet Camera Face for free pictures to use on Petfinder."
"Betcha want to hug me, huh? I miss being hugged by my very own family. You see, the human I lived with my whole life went to Heaven and left me alone. R.E.D. is working hard to find me a home to call my own. One day someone will want me - I am too special to pass up."
"Take me home. I can be your new teddy bear."
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