Camera Face: Come Ranger...lets have some fun!
Ranger: Whatcha want to do? Do I get treats?
Camera Face: Yes, Ranger you get lots of treats...all you have to do is sit still while we blow these bubbles all around you. You can catch them if you want!
Ranger: I dont know about this...are you sure they wont hurt me?
Camera Face: I promise Ranger, they will not hurt. They are just silly little bubbles.
Ranger: Okay, I will try this. But if they hurt...I may hate you forever.
Camera Face: Lets start! Sit, Ranger, Sit!
Ranger: I dont know about this....one just popped on my nose. That tastes yucky!
Ranger: What? More? I don't know about this...
Camera Face: Ranger will you please grow a pair?
Ranger: I did, you stole them.
Camera Face: Sigh...
Ranger: You are abusing me. I am going to tell.
Camera Face: Really? Who you going to tell?
Ranger: I am going to call the Dog Protective Agency. DPS will put you in jail for abusing me!
Camera Face: Sadly, there is no such thing as DPS.
Ranger: I have teeth.
Camera Face: Ranger, stop it.
Ranger: It is gonna poke my eye out! I WILL BE BLINDED! It will be all YOUR FAULT!
Camera Face: Want another yummy salmon treat?
Ranger: Give me the whole bag?
Camera Face: You can have one....maybe three.
Ranger: Screw that....Give me the whole bag AND let me sleep on the bed tonight!
Camera Face: You cant have the whole bag, you will throw up.
Ranger: Okay, half the bag, and I sleep on the bed for a week!
Camera Face: Ranger, after you eat these salmon treats you fart too much. I would die in my sleep.
Ranger: You hurt my feelings.
Camera Face: Drama Queen
Ranger: I hate you.
Camera Face: Sigh.
Ranger: I don't like this game.
Camera Face: I am sorry
Ranger: There is no apology big enough to heal the giant gaping hole I have in my heart.
Camera Face: Ranger, you do not play well with others.
Ranger: Later, you evil bubble biatch.
Bonnie: Ranger is an idiot. I love bubbles, and salmon treats and bubbles, and salmon treats and you!
Camera Face: I love you too Bonnie. It is refreshing to have such a happy positive attitude to work with!
Bonnie: Can I ask a question?
Camera Face: Sure what?
Bonnie: Can I sleep on the bed tonight?