Thursday, August 5, 2010

Big Flock Work & Sprinklers: What Do They Think?

Have you ever wondered what border collie's think while they are working or playing?

Wonder no more...thanks to a new iPhone app called Doggie Talk"Using a patented technology that measures and analyzes a combination of vocalizations, sub-vocalizations, and brain wave patterns, Doggie Talk is able to statistically and accurately perform translations into human language that pet owners can understand.  ***10% of Doggie Talk developer proceeds will be donated to no-kill animal shelters"

I do not have an iPhone so I had to rely on my incredible intuitive powers of dog mind reading. 

"lots of sheep, go through gate, hope stupid woman  stays out of way"

"run faster run faster, ignore the woman screaming"

"look sheep, wait....sprinklers, sheep, sprinklers, sheep, confused!"

"stop straggling you dumb lambs, get up there"

"what are you talking about? what do you mean I cant bite their ass?"

"why cant these stupid sheep stay together"

"got them up there, now what?"

'what dont you understand about GO THROUGH THE GATE?"

"so, lady....what is it?  Come bye, away, stand, lie down, get back?  shut up and let me do my job."

"a little help here screwed me up and now they are picking on me.  damn romneys"

'bout time you got up here, you want I should do this by myself? srsly?"

"why dont you go to the car and let me work.  you are slow."

"all done with the sheep.  time to cool off!"

"Holy sheep crap!....its the GREAT SPRINKLER!"




"biggest sprinkler ever, fear me, i will eat you"


"so happy, tired, happy, tired, happy, tired"


The Sprollies 'n' Border Collies said...

What a funny video! Ha ha! Beth is so fun-loving. Are you sure you're not being a little hard on yourself with that talking thing?

KPR said...

Holy cow! That's the biggest sprinkler I've ever seen! If she were able to catch that, it would knock her into next week! Great photos ... as always.

Country Girl said...

I think I may have pee'd myself a little I laughed so hard.

Great couple of posts! Gonna buy the "9 Secrets of Perfect Horsemanship".

Love, LOVE, the photos!!!