Hiya, it is Ranger 'member me? I am that Black and White Border Collie that lives with the Crazy Lady?
Today the weather was real pretty and WARM! So the Crazy Lady said "Wow, it is almost 60 degrees! Lets go to the river!".
When we first got there my sister Bonnie started barking like a freak at this little kid. So Crazy Lady took us down to the sand bar on the water to keep away from the people walking on the levee.
We shouldn't have gone with her, because Crazy Lady turned sadistic.
At first we had fun throwing the ball on the sand.
Sometimes it bounced in the water. That was okay cuz I like water.
Water is fun to shake off too, cuz we got Crazy Lady's camera wet. HA HA!
We kept begging her to throw the ball!
She wasn't throwing it fast enough
Then she accidentally threw the ball in the deep water. I dove in the water to get the ball back, cuz I am a good boy. Bonnie swam after me but she wimped out...what a loser.
Crazy Lady is stupid. She said I was a "GOOD BOY" then threw the ball in there AGAIN! What is wrong with this woman? Did I mention the water is COLD? It is fed by a glacier for doG's sake!
She threw the ball in there over and over again and I HAD to swim out and get it.
Bonnie kept following me and tried to bite my ears when I was swimming too.
She is like a bad cold, I cant shake off!
She made me drop the ball too!
Next time she does that I am gonna dunk the brat. Bonnie just laughs at me and runs away. She sucks...
Bonnie was REALLY annoying
After a while I couldn't feel my poor cold toes. If I would have had all of my 'boy parts' they would have been blue too! Speaking of cold, I have one now thanks to the cold water - gosh I hope Crazy Lady feels guilty. I think I am going to sneeze on her pillow tonight. HA!
I don't know what is wrong with Beth. She doesn't seem to feel cold.
When that ball is out - she is like, you know, INSANE!
Crazy Lady took us home and got us all cleaned up. We are are all tuckered out now, but I am still cold. I think I will be cold forever.
Evil Crazy Lady should go lay her butt in that river and see how it feels. Next time I am gonna push her in. HA HA!
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