I love little babies and little kids. Terrible twos are my favorite. Four, five, six year olds are so much fun. I enjoy most kids, until they hit about 17.
I believe our country has this wrong. Military service should be MANDATORY for all kids above 16. Perhaps they would learn the value of a hard day work, appreciation for what they have and *gasp* some respect for adults and authority. Strip all their rights away and make them earn it all back like they do in basic training.
Would they really ignite into spontaneous combustion without their cell phone? Lets see! I have some gasoline handy.
The other alternative is to shove them all into a teenage "re-education/adjustment center" until they are 30. Let them finish school, go to college, treat the guards like they do their parents. The guards should have unlimited rights to use stun guns.
Actually, I want a stun gun. One that will shoot the distance of my living room.
Parent: "What did you say?"
17 y/o jerk: "Screw YOU!"
Parent: Sets stun gun on HIGH, aims and shoots.
17 y/o jerk wets his pants while writing in agony on the floor.
Parent says: "I am sorry, can you repeat that?".
I wonder how many kids would be as disrespectful to adults as they are now if we all had stun guns?
I like sheep. Teenagers are horrible.
Going back to my happy place now.
I believe our country has this wrong. Military service should be MANDATORY for all kids above 16. Perhaps they would learn the value of a hard day work, appreciation for what they have and *gasp* some respect for adults and authority. Strip all their rights away and make them earn it all back like they do in basic training.
Would they really ignite into spontaneous combustion without their cell phone? Lets see! I have some gasoline handy.
The other alternative is to shove them all into a teenage "re-education/adjustment center" until they are 30. Let them finish school, go to college, treat the guards like they do their parents. The guards should have unlimited rights to use stun guns.
Actually, I want a stun gun. One that will shoot the distance of my living room.
Parent: "What did you say?"
17 y/o jerk: "Screw YOU!"
Parent: Sets stun gun on HIGH, aims and shoots.
17 y/o jerk wets his pants while writing in agony on the floor.
Parent says: "I am sorry, can you repeat that?".
I wonder how many kids would be as disrespectful to adults as they are now if we all had stun guns?
I like sheep. Teenagers are horrible.
Going back to my happy place now.
