Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Floss Anyone?

"I don't have many teeth left. What teeth I do have I keep in tip-top shape. Regular flossing is recommended. I prefer to use sheep wool to floss. It is quick and effective. When I forget to floss at home before leaving for work, I can just lean over and take a big bite of sheep wool and viola, beautiful clean chompers & healthy gums. I enjoy letting it hang out of my mouth too, it is fun to suck on. Keeps those wooly bitches out of my grill. Reminds them that I AM QUEEN!"



"Camera face chose to leave the giant sheep turd next to me, instead of editing it out, because it illustrated the rough and tough working dog story. I bite sheep and work in shit. Yes, I am a hard ass Queen."

11 comments:

Karen @ Beatrice Euphemie said...

She looks very devoted to her work! And don't we all 'step in it' from time to time! Thanks for the laugh! xx

Anonymous said...

With my eldest I use something called Plaque Off for her teeth, it's seaweed grains that dissolve plaque. It's fantastic!

She is absolutely beautiful :)

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Anonymous said...

Yay! Glad your back, luv your posts and pics :)

Maggie

The Hapless Human said...

So glad to have updates to read! :) Beth even looks like a hardass! Missing Ranger-stories though ... please? ;-)

Richard Goode said...

Hurrah for Beth!!

Ryker said...

You look great, Beth! More power to the Queen!

Laura Carson said...

She is hard core. You are hard core. Lotso hard core to go around. :)

Steph said...

Adorable! I <3 dogs. And sheep!

Texas Czech said...

I really miss reading your posts and seeing the photos of the farm.

Texas Czech said...

I really miss reading your posts and photos of the farm.