First, watch this little clip from the Simpsons
Does whatever a Llama-Pig does
He could spit, in your hair,
No he won't, he's a pig
Look out, he is a Llama-Pig.
This lack luster return to blogging has been brought to you by Monique.
Blame her for this ear worm.
I will return later, after I attempt to gouge this melody out of my brain with an icepick.