Substitution

"I cant find the ball...it is GONE!"

"It sank...I couldn't catch it."

"This river is a tricky wicket."

"It eats balls and is trying to EAT ME TOO!"

"Whew, that was close! The river monster almost got me." 

"Cant think, must shake" 

"I must not go back empty mouthed?  What to do? What to do?!"

"I KNOW! I have just the solution!"

"GOT IT!"

"Camera Face!  I have a stick!" 

I am sorry Brynn.  Thank you for bringing the stick, but we don't play with sticks and I am fresh out of balls.  Nothing left to throw for you....

"I have an idea...."

"How about you throw that camera, I bet it floats!" 

Uh, no....I don't think so.  Maybe when I am dead. 

"I have an idea!  THROW BONNIE!" 

*sigh*