"I don't have many teeth left. What teeth I do have I keep in tip-top shape. Regular flossing is recommended. I prefer to use sheep wool to floss. It is quick and effective. When I forget to floss at home before leaving for work, I can just lean over and take a big bite of sheep wool and viola, beautiful clean chompers & healthy gums. I enjoy letting it hang out of my mouth too, it is fun to suck on. Keeps those wooly bitches out of my grill. Reminds them that I AM QUEEN!"
"Camera face chose to leave the giant sheep turd next to me, instead of editing it out, because it illustrated the rough and tough working dog story. I bite sheep and work in shit. Yes, I am a hard ass Queen."
"Camera face chose to leave the giant sheep turd next to me, instead of editing it out, because it illustrated the rough and tough working dog story. I bite sheep and work in shit. Yes, I am a hard ass Queen."
11 comments:
She looks very devoted to her work! And don't we all 'step in it' from time to time! Thanks for the laugh! xx
With my eldest I use something called Plaque Off for her teeth, it's seaweed grains that dissolve plaque. It's fantastic!
She is absolutely beautiful :)
Yay! Glad your back, luv your posts and pics :)
Maggie
So glad to have updates to read! :) Beth even looks like a hardass! Missing Ranger-stories though ... please? ;-)
Hurrah for Beth!!
You look great, Beth! More power to the Queen!
She is hard core. You are hard core. Lotso hard core to go around. :)
Adorable! I <3 dogs. And sheep!
I really miss reading your posts and seeing the photos of the farm.
I really miss reading your posts and photos of the farm.
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