Ears & Tongues

A little musical accompaniment for your listening pleasure

Does your tongue hang low?

Does it wobble to and fro?

Can you tie it in a knot?

Can you tie it in a bow?

Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a Continental Soldier?

Does your tongue hang low?

 

Does your tongue hang wide?

Does it flap from side to side?

Does it wave in the breeze?

 

From the slightest little sneeze?

Can it soar above the nation, with a feeling of elevation?

Does your tongue hang wide?

 

Do your ears hang high? 

Does one reach up to the sky?

 

Do they wrinkle when they're wet? 

Do they straighten when they're dry? 

Can you wave one at your neighbor, with an element of flavor?

Do your ears hang high?

 

 Do your ears fly high? 

Do they wobble all around?

Can you tie them in a knot? 

Do they bounce at every sound?

Can you stick them in your pocket, just like Davey Crockett?

Do your ears fly high?

Does your tongue flop around.....

It is worse than the "Song that Never Ends" 

It goes on and on my friend

Some people started singing it

Not knowing what it was

and they continued singing it forever 

just because...

Go ahead, play it, sing it all day long...annoy your co-workers, spouse, children.  Have fun with it.