Boys & Girls

Bea's first season is complete.  It was not as bad as I imagined. I watched her like a hawk.  She was not out of my sight for a minute. For a few days there, little Missy Hot Pants had me shaking my head...she was shameless, utterly shameless. I was embarrassed for her and the sofa - which much to her consternation did not return her wonton affections. 

While Bea is no longer in season, she must have left a few scents behind. Brynn may have rolled in something or picked up a scent in the yard that she brought along with her to Cindy's on Friday - which left sudden male confusion and yearning in her wake.  That is all I can think of to explain the sudden lascivious behavior of a few of the male dogs (Briggs, Finn & Brill) and Brynn's uncharacteristic response. 

Note:  Brynn was spayed when she was 6 months old.  

Poor unsuspecting Brynn, relaxing in the yard after a nice work session.

Life is good.  Little does she know Briggs is sneaking up behind...with lecherous intentions.

Brynn:  "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Brynn: "Get out of my face..."

Brynn: "I mean it, GET OUT OF MY FACE!"

Oh no, the Tongue of Wrath is making an appearance.

Brynn: "Ahh, finally he got the message.  A little dense that one is..."

Brynn:  "He is slower than snot on a door knob!  You are in my bubble!"

Brynn:  "Dumber than a paste sandwich!"

Brynn, that may be your ugly face, but something tells me he is not interested in your face. 

Brynn:  "You take one more step toward my ass, I am gonna rip a piece of you off and feed it to the ants."

Brynn:  "What is not clear?  Does this face look remotely romantic?"

Brynn:  "What part of NO don't you understand?"

Brynn:  "THAT IS IT!  I understand Briggs, since his boy parts are intact, but YOU?  Brill you are denuttered!  Seriously!"

Brill: "Sorry, don't know what I was thinking..."

Briggs, on the other hand, has completely lost his marbles...

Briggs:  "This is my sexy face.  You want me too, I can tell."

Briggs:  "Come on Baby, lets grab a patch of grass and get it on..." 

~Insert Barry White Music Here~

Brynn:  "You. Are. A. Dumb. Ass."

Briggs:  "Oh yeah Babe, I will take that too...as long as you are offering! "

Brynn:  "Time for a lesson in R.E.S.P.E.C.T." 

That is much better, finally a girl can relax. 

Stupid Boys.